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I'm on the sixth mission in this game on legendary and I want to murder whoever programmed the Osiris ai, they're so fucking useless it's literally preventing me from continuing.

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everything feels clunky as hell, is this something that everyone is experiencing?

 

It's true. 343's version of Halo is very clunky. Halo 4 was clunky and now Halo 5 is clunky.

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I'm on the sixth mission in this game on legendary and I want to murder whoever programmed the Osiris ai, they're so fucking useless it's literally preventing me from continuing.

They literally do nothing unless you make them move up or target an enemy. Even then they're useless.

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I fantasize about working at 343 and just running around shoving shit off of their desks after they make an irrational design choice, screaming like Gordon Ramsay, "THIS AIMING SYSTEM IS RAW"

 

I imagine Josh Holmes hiring you showing you around the place saying they secretly wanted to listen to you the whole time but couldn't for various reasons and then at the very end of the day he takes you into his office..

 

Josh: How was your first day, you liking the place?

 

Lemon: Yeah man I'm excited to start making some positive change!

 

Josh: That's awesome man! You are fired. Now GTFO of my office bitch.

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I'd ask if there were still hard feelings between the two...

 

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Haha.

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Has anyone watched the naded review for the elite vs scuf controller? In it he shows an example of slow turn and I'm wondering if some people have slow turn controllers which is messing up their aim. Maybe not, maybe unrelated, but it's odd that some people think the aiming is the best part of the game and for others it's atrocious - that smells like a potential technical issue that doesn't affect everyone. I use a scuf and the aiming is, quite frankly, the best part of the game for me. I think the game feels heavy and clunky in many respects, but the aiming part is excellent,

I just bought a new regular controller and have been having really bad slow turn.

 

What's with the massive auto aim/magnetism, whatever you want to call it on the sniper in this game. Every other gun is really accurate but then the sniper gives you like a 2 foot radius around the player and still counts it as a hit.

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I imagine Josh Holmes hiring you showing you around the place saying they secretly wanted to listen to you the whole time but couldn't for various reasons and then at the very end of the day he takes you into his office..

 

Josh: How was your first day, you liking the place?

 

Lemon: Yeah man I'm excited to start making some positive change!

 

Josh: That's awesome man! You are fired. Now GTFO of my office bitch.

@@Sal1ent

 

Comments? Are there so many layers to this that you're basically a triple agent who secretly works for Bungie?

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The day you start drinking the 343 koolaid is the day I stop posting here.

I'll give Lemon 500 bucks to drink it.

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I just bought a new regular controller and have been having really bad slow turn.

That's just the new Aiming Evolved™ system in Halo 5. Get used to it and/or git gud. 

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Did 10 games of Team Arena, played adequately, got Diamond 1 division.

 

Did 10 games of slayer, played piss poor, also got Diamond 1 division.

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Halo 1 lanners,

 

Is the Halo 5 pistol harder to kill with than the Halo 1 pistol?

 

Which one is more fun/satisfying?

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Did 10 games of Team Arena, played adequately, got Diamond 1 division.

 

Did 10 games of slayer, played piss poor, also got Diamond 1 division.

All I get is diamond, in multiple playlists, on multiple accounts.

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Lemon is just 343's official scapegoat at this point.

 

It's really getting tiring. He just comes in, finds the most toxic user by scrolling past all the constructive posts, types up a meme, and leaves.

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I'll give Lemon 500 bucks to drink it.

 

yeah yeah,,, I get it, I get it.  "Bear stop being so mean to 343"

I'll do that right after they admit to lying to millions of people.

 

But I digress.

I wouldnt want to get in the way of the Halo 5 honeymoon hype

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I would love some BR starts in at least team slayer hopefully they will bring them in at some point.

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yeah yeah,,, I get it, I get it.  "Bear stop being so mean to 343"

 

I'll do that right after they admit to lying to millions of people.

 

But I digress.

I wouldnt want to get in the way of the Halo 5 honeymoon hype

:P

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First day on the internet? 

 

You don't need to kiss his ass that hard bro. 

 

 

I could give two shits about Sal1ent, I just love that someone on 343's executive team said this to Cursed Lemon lmao

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