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Cursed Lemon, January 21, 2014 in Halo General Discussion
He posts about Halo in OT.
He once point checked Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
He enjoys playing darts... with energy swords.
He is your daddy and he beat Sgt. Johnson and the dog over the fence.
He snipes with the Shotgun
He has toilet breaks mid-way through BR battles and still wins with full shields
He doesn't have a team, he plays with several controllers simultaneously
He talks trash about Halo 4 on Waypoint and doesn't get banned
He uses the Storm Rifle when he's being competitive
He managed to save Cortana at the end of Halo 4
Whenever a new host is selected, his spree stays intact.
He doesn't "dirty" power weapons. They refrain from respawning out of pure terror and sheer respect.
He has every single tactical package and support upgrade in the game on at once!
When he talks, Frankie listens.
He can flip wheelies... in a wraith...
His zodiac IS the Halo.
He doesn't lag when playing against people below the equator.
The most interesting Halo player in the world plays Halo: Master Chief Collection.
He pulls host in MCC, and finds 4v4 games in mere seconds.
Every shot he takes in Halo CE is a hit.
He can snipe across Coagulation.
His A button performs a superjump to compensate for the lack of them in Halo 2 Classic.
He enjoyed MCC launch because 1v9 is the perfect balance for him.
He once beat Walshy 1v1 on The Pit camping his Walshy the entire game.
T2 was lucky he was signing a contract.
He intentionally "played the ball" in ricochet on shrine, and still scored.
I saw Heinz destroying in TS 1v3 yesterday. So well, you may be correct.
He got paid from AGL.
His copy of MCC came with h1 ported from original xbox.
He plays in the CE playlist.
He has 50 rank in all playlists in Halo: The Masterchief Collection (including Halo CE playlist and Team Snipers)
He can BxR and BxB in Halo 2: Annaversary
He´s Playing Halo 5.. without Sprint, and in smaller maps, no abilitys
He only uses the CE needler, just to even the odds.
He can BxR with an Atari 2600 joystick
He installed the day 1 patch without an Internet connection
Noob-comboing him simply adds to his ever-present overshield
He waited 7 years on top of the 2nd Blue Beam Tower to state “What took you so long?”
He always spawns with 4 grenades
He can teleport to the top of Damnation by himself
Halo 2 players suffer fall damage in his matches
His very presence on a map triggers random spawns no matter his location
He has Sergeant Johnson's blessing with each cigar.
He goes +5 positive on each tradeoff kill
He is THE Alpha Zombie, no matter the playlist
He got launched out of a MAC Gun on Cairo Station, and lived to tell the tale
His overshield spills diamonds when discharging
His MCC works
He asked Quinn why sprint was added and got a reply immediately.
He also honors NDAs. He is an honorable man after all.
The ce choice is the first on his menu. As is the second, third, and fourth.
And yes he has a fourth menu choice.
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