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Cursed Lemon

The Most Interesting Halo Player in the World

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He put Master Chief in the wheelchair.

 

Then 343 put that wheelchair bound spartan in H4

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He pulls host on lan.

 

He made final boss back out from the lobby. 

 

Shootin Sammy, Mr E0S, and Spartain Ken 15 have all admitted that he was right. 

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He knows forerunners on a first name basis.|
 

The prophets preach sermons about him.

Master chief eagerly awaits his Facebook Friend Request approval.

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He holds Ball top mid on Lockout

 

He out BR'd Roy.....half shield

 

He drops the AR when grabbing Camo/Rockets

 

He calls out perfectly on Element

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He doesn't vote for Haven.

 

He gets 3x layers over shield.

 

He never needs to call out "one-shot" or "on my X."

 

He doesn't speculate about Halo 5.

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When he comes home from work and flips on his laptop, Cortana is there to chat with him.

 

He regularly emails Master Chief about new tactics that he should try... the Chief that is...

 

Reach fell because he was on vacation...

 

In Halo 3, the rings were never in any real danger of firing up, because he hadn't released the launch codes...

 

Hunters are his sparring partners...

 

He once wrote a book entitled, What Legends Are Made Of. It was his autobiography...

 

His favorite ride was the chopper...

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When he crouches in Halo 3, his spread tightens because the bullets are terrified of disappointing him

 

He can end a Scarab with a butterfly-beatdown

 

The Arbiter had to start using "Were it so difficult..." when referring to him

 

He is your Daddy. As a matter of fact, he didn't have to jump through the rings to get the IWHBYD skull - he simply threw grenades through them, in the order he felt like, and still got the game to cough it up out of sheer respect.

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Opposing teammates always prefix his name with "Mr." before calling him out.

 

Before playing against him, Snipedown's name was Snipeup.

 

T2 will look at him.

 

Team Slayer is named after him.

 

He doesn't need to grenade down the rockets on Beaver Creek, they come to him when he calls.

 

Sergeant Johnson knew that the ladies liked him. 

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Opposing teammates always prefix his name with "Mr." before calling him out.

 

Before playing against him, Snipedown's name was Snipeup.

 

T2 will look at him.

 

Team Slayer is named after him.

 

He doesn't need to grenade down the rockets on Beaver Creek, they come to him when he calls.

 

Sergeant Johnson knew that the ladies liked him. 

 

I laughed much harder than I should at that.

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He shot barney...

 

He was the persona that inspired Power Rangers...

 

Through his friendship with The Doctor, he stopped the flood the first time...

 

The darlek is his only real challenger...

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He is Dick Whitman.

 

When at MLG events Faruq will only lock it up for him.

 

He reminds Gandhi of himself in 06.

 

He made Dynasty "jump off with that" against Neighbor

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He can throw a curveball in Ricochet.

 

He gets DDOSed on Twitch while streaming Halo 4.

 

Over shield actually makes him weaker.

 

He switched from professional CoD to Halo.

 

No one cares about spectator mode when he's around because they only want to see his POV.

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