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Cursed Lemon

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  1. Considering Trump got manhandled in the debates by Hillary, a person with the charisma of a potato, you begging for Trump's annihilation by Bernie is funny.
  2. I really like the way Apex Legends does its "Elite" matchmaking. No complicated ranking mathematics to run through, if you place top-5 in a match you go into Elite and if you don't continue to place top-5, you fall out. Of course that can't work straight up with 2-team Halo, but I wonder if there's a creative way to implement something similar.
  3. I don't think there's anything wrong with oddball as it is. That's why I thought throwing the oddball was fucking stupid and pointless and pure ADHD-bait.
  4. Well, think about it. Lockout is a terrible map for basically everything except Oddball. Tower defense, no-man's land in the middle, too few access points, high areas are too strong, suicide rooms, goofy asymmetry, bad objective spawn points, etc. But for oddball it works just fine. This more or less proves that unless you are literally trying to make the worst map in Halo history (or something nutty like Chiron), you'll probably be able to play oddball on the map. The element of taking one player out of the fight to focus on the objective while also not tying said player down to an area or a predictable route is a recipe for success regardless of the map design or the in-game mechanics.
  5. Oddball can make literally any map good, provided it's not too big.
  6. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the Japanese ship attacks either. You know. The ones the U.S. tried so, so hard to blame on the Iranians, yet Japan was like "lol, no".
  7. You don't even need to involve Halo to question that statement - who the hell has PC LAN parties these days?
  8. lol, he ordered strikes and them immediately aborted, he's such a fuckass that he tried to sneak it forward and see if people would lick his taint over it (he should come to this thread) before pussying out
  9. Buddy, with how hard you tried to put the North Korean feather in Trump's hat, you better clam up. Because you're wrong about this too.
  10. You go ahead and focus on the diarrhea line, it's real appropriate in context.
  11. ya real mad over here about not being in pointless wars Meanwhile Trump is rattling his saber really hard for someone who is trying to avoid war at all cost. What is this over, again? Trump withdrawing from a nuclear deal that was working simply because it had Obama's name on it? He's a human diarrhea puddle and so are all of his supporters.
  12. Media: "Are you going to attack Iran?" Trump: "lol stay tuned to find out, in the meantime smash that like button" This piece of utter shit.
  13. If only Iraq was invaded because of oil. That, although pointedly evil, would've at least made sense. Instead, Iraq was invaded literally because the Bush administration had a raging boner for finishing daddy's job and because they were insane. Now gosh, if only the current administration wasn't also completely insane...
  14. The day I lie is the day I start making happy Halo videos.
  15. Oh really. So the first team that gets rockets always wins? What do you not understand about the fact that you had access to the same weapon, you just weren't good enough to get it? They didn't kill you with rockets to get more rockets. They killed you with the starting weapon to get the rockets. You lost a duel over an objective. Once again, see: You said it was boring. Millions of people disagree.
  16. No competitive iteration of Halo has ever had an issue with snowballing. Barely any casual iterations had a problem with it either. A problem that doesn't exist. It doesn't matter how an ass-beating manifests, power weapons or team BRs or whatever, it always feels like shit to get your butt handed to you. That's why we have ranking systems, and that's why this argument should only concern teams of equal skill. Is this the part where I bring up the fact that Halo used to be the biggest competitive console title in North America with those "boring free kill weapons"? Nevermind the fact that in certain well-designed Halo games, the power items are not "free kills".
  17. "If you're already going to win, why do you need to win harder" is a really, really fruitless question that addresses no actually existing problem.
  18. Who sees who first is 90% circumstantial and that plays into almost every kill that happens in the game. A huge portion of the very basic gameplay of every FPS is circumstantial. Meanwhile, power weapons operate on a timer at a static location. Doesn't scream "circumstantial" to me.
  19. The rockets need no aim assist because AA fucks with your ability to place a rocket at their feet.
  20. Please do not remove the only reason I even play H2, thanks.
  21. "Outshined by its successors" wat
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