Cursed Lemon

This is such a non-event to me that I literally forgot it happened.

The 30-day average for Steam is 7,700 so I don't know where the hell all these people came from. Is there some kind of event going on?

We already went through this with the X1X.

Better yet, has anyone played H5 on the XSX? I heard the higher-powered system will cure the bad aiming.

Wow, seriously. Where have all these people been?

Fuck I want some Oreos

Seriously. What the fuck...could they POSSIBLY be working on that is such a time sink, such a sticking point, or both?

"There was a poll conducted among the pro players, who were in favor of Breakout."

Don't you shit on Adjective + Noun gamertags

I've said it a thousand times thus far but the connection variability in this game is absolutely insane. Some games I feel like there is nothing I can do to land my shots properly, it feels like my aim assist is gone and it temporarily teaches me to NOT aim at people. Other times I aim at the head, I hit the head.

"If you can find a game, the population is fine."

Did that one dude ever release his video about the fucked-uppedness of 343?

Whoever OK'd "Auto Slayer" as a gametype in CE should be fired immediately.

You could say it's a lemon.

I mean, that's kind of my point. Their job is to deny reality.